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If it’s in the tray, it’s safe. 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This isn't just a knife you hang on your belt; it’s a short sword you bring to a deer fight. With a 13-inch overall length, you aren't just field dressing game—you're striking fear into the hearts of vegetation, small trees, and anyone who questions your authority at the campfire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Heavy Artillery\" Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eVG-10 Japanese Stainless.\u003c\/b\u003e This is the \"Gold Standard\" of cutlery steel. It takes a scary sharp edge and holds it while resisting rust. It’s \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"151\"\u003eFull Tang\u003c\/b\u003e, obviously, because a blade this big needs a backbone, or it’s just a shiny crowbar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eBlue Resin Honeycomb.\u003c\/b\u003e It looks like a futuristic beehive frozen in time. 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We threw in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"202\"\u003eMosaic Pins\u003c\/b\u003e and a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"220\"\u003eLanyard Tube\u003c\/b\u003e because we believe in accessorizing our weaponry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Carrier:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003eGenuine Custom Leather Sheath.\u003c\/b\u003e A robust leather home for your portable machete.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Bottom Line:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s big, it’s blue, and it’s made of high-end Japanese steel. 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It’s \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"115\"\u003eFull Tang\u003c\/b\u003e, running the entire 13-inch length, because we don’t do \"flimsy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eResin Pinecone.\u003c\/b\u003e We stabilized a pinecone in resin to create a grip that is visually stunning and tough as nails. It’s nature, but upgraded. 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Built right here in the USA with a custom layered dye process, the \u003cb\u003eMen's Overdyed Tri-Blend V-Neck Tee\u003c\/b\u003e delivers ultra-soft, broken-in comfort with a vintage tactical depth designed for the shop-dwelling gearhead who demands high-grade comfort without looking sloppy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted using a unique layered dyeing technique across multiple overdyed colorways, it pairs a relaxed V-neck cut with rich visual texture that looks killer sitting in your daily apparel lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Sharp \u0026amp; Salty Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e4.9 oz Premium Tri-Blend Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e Built from a 50\/38\/12 polyester, cotton, and rayon tri-blend jersey matrix using 20 singles ring spun compacted cotton. Delivers ultra-soft hand-feel, supreme breathability, and long-lasting shape retention during hot shop sessions or long drives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCustom Overdyed Layered Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e Treated with a multi-layered dyeing technique that enhances the fabric's natural heathered depth and character. Gives every piece a distinct, high-end visual tone that doesn't look like mass-produced plastic threads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eClassic Everyday Cut:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a traditional, un-constricting classic shape with a tailored V-neck line. Provides maximum air-flow and complete freedom of movement without binding around the arms or waist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e100% Made in USA Quality:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly manufactured in the United States using premium compacted yarns built to withstand grease, dust, and hard daily wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Overdyed Tri-Blend V-Neck Tee pulls zero punches, deletes stiff budget rags from your closet, and upgrades your casual base-layer to absolute elite status. Stop acting like a socket-wrench slinging savage wearing scratchy promotional shirts—lock in some real American-made tri-blend comfort and drop this overdyed V-neck straight into your daily rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eStay Sharp. 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Because it’s small, it’s everywhere, and once you get one, you can't get rid of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eDesigned by Maksim Epifantsev, this little guy is 5.33 inches of rounded, ergonomic, blade of fury. It’s not a tactical machete for fighting bears; it’s a precision instrument for the daily battles you actually face—like opening snack packages and cutting loose threads off your uniform.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIt’s \"Biomimetic,\" which is a fancy science word meaning \"it fits in your hand without feeling like a brick.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Pocket-Sized Plague\" Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003e14C28N Stainless.\u003c\/b\u003e Proven, reliable, and sharp. 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It reduces pressure on your thumb and makes the locking mechanism smoother than a politician's apology. It locks up solid, but unlocks with a satisfying click that makes it a top-tier fidget toy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ergos:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eFinger Choil \u0026amp; Jimping.\u003c\/b\u003e It has a finger choil so you can choke up on the blade for detailed work (or \"surgery,\" if you're delusional), and jimping on the spine so your thumb has traction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Carry:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003e2.47 oz.\u003c\/b\u003e It weighs less than a grenade and is infinitely more useful for opening mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Verdict:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s fun, it’s functional, and it’s sharp. 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But unlike the 90s, we built this one with modern super-steels instead of mystery metal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eDesigned by Greg Wegrzycki (aka \"Karambit Maker\"), this is a departure for him. Usually, Greg designs curved blades for martial artists who fight in shadows. 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We gave it a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"145\"\u003eBlack Stonewash Finish\u003c\/b\u003e because shiny knives get you spotted by the enemy (or your spouse).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eBlack Stonewash Titanium.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s light, it’s bombproof, and it feels like a handshake from a tank. The sleek handle is durable enough to hammer with (please don't) but comfortable enough for all-day carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Action:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eDual Deployment.\u003c\/b\u003e Use the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"37\"\u003eThumb Stud\u003c\/b\u003e if you're feeling classic, or the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"82\"\u003eFlipper Tab\u003c\/b\u003e if you're in a hurry. Runs on \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"124\"\u003eCeramic Ball Bearings\u003c\/b\u003e for an action smoother than your pickup lines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Designer:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eGreg \"Karambit Maker\" Wegrzycki.\u003c\/b\u003e A martial artist who usually makes curved blades for ninjas. He straightened this one out just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Carry:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eReversible Titanium Pocket Clip.\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you're right-handed or wrong-handed (lefties), we got you covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Verdict:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s a 7.49-inch love letter to tactical functionality. If you want a knife that is serious, stealthy, and made of titanium, the Rei is your new daily driver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. 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If you’re still reaching into your work pants for a dull, rusted box-cutter that looks like it got pulled out of a shop drain, your daily rotation is an absolute failure. Stop acting like a bench-top bench-warmer opening shipments with a butter knife when real American craftsmanship exists. Meet the \u003cb\u003eCase XX™ Slimline Trapper (CA11229)\u003c\/b\u003e—a sleek, handcrafted, single-blade classic built in Bradford, PA for the garage-dwelling artisan who demands high-visibility freedom, razor-sharp surgical steel, and zero pocket bulk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt pairs a mirror-polished Tru-Sharp surgical blade with smooth Patriotic Kirinite handle scales, looking completely lethal sitting on a grease-stained workbench right next to your primary shop tools.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Sharp \u0026amp; Salty Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTru-Sharp™ Surgical Stainless Engine:\u003c\/b\u003e Forged with a long \u003cb\u003e3 1\/4-inch Clip Point blade\u003c\/b\u003e (pattern 101048 SS) made from Case's proprietary \u003cb\u003eTru-Sharp™ Surgical Stainless Steel\u003c\/b\u003e with a full mirror-polished finish. Designed for effortless slicing, box shredding, and precision utility work, this surgical alloy holds a razor edge and resists rust to outlast a certified \"Mouth Breather's\" two-second focus span.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePatriotic Kirinite Scale Armor:\u003c\/b\u003e Wrapped in striking \u003cb\u003ePatriotic Kirinite handle scales\u003c\/b\u003e featuring an inlaid Nickel Silver Oval Case Shield. This high-density acrylic polymer delivers exceptional durability, chemical resistance against shop fluids, and an intense red, white, and blue swirl that never fades or wears out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHandcrafted All-Steel USA Architecture:\u003c\/b\u003e Built with highly polished nickel silver bolsters, solid liners, and a smooth-snapping slip joint mechanism that delivers classic backspring tension without frame slop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUltra-Slim EDC Footprint:\u003c\/b\u003e Measuring \u003cb\u003e4 1\/8 inches (10.48 cm) closed\u003c\/b\u003e and weighing a featherweight \u003cb\u003e2.4 ounces\u003c\/b\u003e, this slimline trapper offers full-length cutting reach while staying virtually weightless in your pocket or gear tray.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Case Slimline Trapper pulls zero punches, deletes ugly budget plastic folders from your rotation, and upgrades your daily knife layout to elite patriotic status. Stop acting like a socket-wrench slinging savage with a dull piece of scrap metal and drop a real USA-made Kirinite slicer straight into your carry setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Case XX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42853935743039,"sku":"11229","price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Screenshot2026-01-25121526.png?v=1785800524"},{"product_id":"kb-knives-dandy-kb247","title":"KB Knives ~ Dandy ~ KB247","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe KB Dandy: Don't Let the Name Fool You, Princess.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThey named it the \"Dandy.\" I assume that’s because calling it the \"Titanium Finger Guillotine\" tested poorly with focus groups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eDespite the name sounding like something a 19th-century British aristocrat would call his velvet slippers, the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"111\"\u003eKB Dandy\u003c\/b\u003e is actually a nearly 9-inch slab of \"Don't mess with me.\" It’s big, it’s flashy, and it’s made of materials that are likely worth more than your car.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"High-Maintenance\" Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eS90V Stainless.\u003c\/b\u003e This is elite, super-steel. It’s vacuum and cryogenically treated to HRC 60-62. Translated? It holds an edge forever. Which is good, because let's be honest—you don't know how to sharpen S90V. Once this goes dull in three years, you're just going to buy a new one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eFlame Anodized Titanium.\u003c\/b\u003e They took perfectly good titanium and set it on fire until it looked pretty. It’s got a purple\/gold hue that screams, \"I have disposable income.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blade:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003e3.94\" Sheepsfoot.\u003c\/b\u003e A massive, flat-ground cleaver. It’s a sheepsfoot shape, which means it lacks a pointy tip. This is a safety feature to keep you from stabbing yourself in the thigh while trying to look cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Action:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eCaged Ceramic Ball Bearings.\u003c\/b\u003e It flips open with a smoothness that defies physics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Hardware:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eTitanium Everything.\u003c\/b\u003e The screws, the pivot, the backspacer, the clip. If it could be made of titanium, they did it. Because steel hardware is for peasants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Verdict:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s an 8.66-inch titanium frame lock named \"Dandy.\" It’s like putting a tuxedo on a pitbull. Buy it if you want to be the fanciest person opening cardboard boxes at the recycling center.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kubey","offers":[{"title":"Silver","offer_id":42854647726143,"sku":"KB247J","price":179.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":42854647758911,"sku":null,"price":179.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Bronze","offer_id":42854647791679,"sku":null,"price":179.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Blue","offer_id":42854647824447,"sku":null,"price":179.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Multi-Color","offer_id":42854647857215,"sku":null,"price":179.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Screenshot2026-01-25133355.png?v=1769366770"},{"product_id":"custom-lanyards","title":"Custom Lanyards","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe C.E.W.L. Custom Lanyard: A Leash for Your Sharp Objects.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eLook, we know you. You have butterfingers. You drop things. It happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThat’s why we have these \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"25\"\u003eCustom Assorted Lanyards\u003c\/b\u003e. Think of them as a \"deployment handle\" for when your fine motor skills decide to take a day off. They make pulling your knife out of your pocket faster, easier, and arguably 10% cooler looking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Choose Your Fighter\" Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Look:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eVariations Available.\u003c\/b\u003e We aren't dictators; we give you options. Check the dropdown menu and pick the color or style that best matches your aura (or your boots). Whether you want high-vis so you don't lose it, or tactical black so you feel like a ninja, the choice is yours. Don't mess it up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Build:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eHand-tied Paracord.\u003c\/b\u003e Genuine 550 cord. In an emergency, you could theoretically untie it and use it to... I don't know, tie your shoe? Lash a squirrel to a stick? The possibilities are endless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Hardware:\u003c\/b\u003e Most come with a bead, a skull, or some other piece of \"tactical man-jewelry\" to weigh the end down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Function:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s a tail for your knife. It gives you something to grab onto so you stop fumbling around in your pocket like you're looking for loose change.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Verdict:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s a lanyard. It stops you from losing your gear in the tall grass. Pick your favorite variation, tie it on, and stop dropping your stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"C.E.W.L.™ KutZ","offers":[{"title":"Spidey Helix Combo","offer_id":42854788595775,"sku":"SpideyHelixCombo","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Red Gnome","offer_id":42854788628543,"sku":"RedGnome","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Camo Carbon Gnome","offer_id":42854788661311,"sku":"CamoGnome","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double End Yellow","offer_id":42854788694079,"sku":"DblYellow","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Trojan Helmet","offer_id":42854788726847,"sku":"BlkTrojan","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Alien Skull","offer_id":42854788759615,"sku":"BlkAlienSkull","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Helix","offer_id":42854788792383,"sku":"BlueHelix","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blk\/Grn Horned Demon Skull","offer_id":42854788825151,"sku":"Blk\/GrnHornSkull","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Murica Punisher Prybar","offer_id":43267888250943,"sku":"MP-Pry","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_cp6ky2cp6ky2cp6k.png?v=1769370322"},{"product_id":"f-money-wallet","title":"'F' Money Wallet","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe \"Necessary Evil\" Smart Wallet\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eStandard wallets are for standard people. This isn't that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWe’ve fused the rugged, timeless aesthetic of whiskey-brown leather with a cold-rolled, RFID-blocking aluminum chassis. It features our signature quick-draw trigger mechanism—because fumbling for your cards is for amateurs—and a heavy-duty clip for the cash you haven't burned yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eBut the real kicker is the hardware. Hidden beneath the leather flap is a middle finger to the daily grind. It’s a reminder that while you play the game, you aren't ruled by it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eCompact. Tough as nails. Loud without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Rustic Whiskey Leather \u0026amp; Matte Black Aluminum\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTech:\u003c\/b\u003e Instant Card Access Trigger \u0026amp; RFID Protection\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Unapologetic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"C.E.W.L.™ KutZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42874676674623,"sku":null,"price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_hobv2jhobv2jhobv.png?v=1769965056"},{"product_id":"skif-defender","title":"SKIF ~ Defender","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe SKIF Defender II: For When Life Gets Pointy\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eListen up, you beautiful disasters. If you’re still carrying that butter knife you swiped from the breakroom, it’s time to upgrade. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"136\"\u003eSKIF Defender II\u003c\/b\u003e is the new-gen evolution of the 400 Series—built specifically for people who actually use their gear instead of just taking pictures of it next to a latte.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Guts \u0026amp; Glory\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re rocking \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"25\"\u003e9Cr18MoV\u003c\/b\u003e now. It’s got more carbon and chrome than that old 8Cr junk, meaning it stays sharp longer and won't rust the second it sees a raindrop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Blade:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003e3.75\" Drop Point\u003c\/b\u003e with an S-shaped profile. Whether you’re piercing a bag of beef jerky or doing \"tactical\" surgery on a cardboard box, this blade profile is designed to slice, dice, and stay sharp through the abuse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eBlack Stonewash.\u003c\/b\u003e Because shiny knives are for people who don't work. This finish hides your scratches, scuffs, and general lack of grace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eMechanical Goodness\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment:\u003c\/b\u003e Flip it or thumb it. It features a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"47\"\u003eball-bearing system\u003c\/b\u003e so smooth it’ll make your head spin. The flipper tab doubles as a finger guard, so you don't accidentally slide onto the sharp bits when you're being \"forceful.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLockup:\u003c\/b\u003e A rock-solid \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003eFrame Lock\u003c\/b\u003e. It stays open until \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"53\"\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e say otherwise. No surprises, no folded fingers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eBlack G-10\u003c\/b\u003e scales. It’s grippy enough for wet hands, gloved hands, or whatever mystery substance you've managed to get on yourself today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWhy You Need It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis isn't a \"display piece\" for your shelf. It’s a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"52\"\u003eworking tool\u003c\/b\u003e with riffling on the spine and handle for maximum control. It’s got a pocket clip to keep it from wandering off and a lanyard hole for those of you who like to accessorize your danger tools.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eIt’s a fresh take on a time-proven classic. Grab a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"51\"\u003eDefender II\u003c\/b\u003e and quit making excuses for your dull life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SKIF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43143953481791,"sku":"Defender-423SEB","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ea10w1ea10w1ea10.png?v=1776539129"},{"product_id":"revo-storm-wharncliff","title":"Revo ~ Storm ~ Wharncliff","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe REVO Storm: For the Professional Window Licker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eListen up, you crayon-munching degenerates. If you’re tired of fumbling with your fingernails like a mouth-breather trying to open a juice box, REVO just dropped the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"166\"\u003eStorm\u003c\/b\u003e. This is their first-ever crossbar lock, and it’s built for those of us who need gear that’s tougher than a gas station steak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Sharp Bits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re looking at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003eVG-10\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s premium stainless that actually holds an edge, which is great because we all know you haven't sharpened a knife since the Clinton administration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile: This one is a Wharncliff.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s aggressive, it’s pointy, and it’s perfect for making precise cuts or just looking intimidating while you're opening your tactical mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eBlack Stonewash.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s blackout style, designed to hide the evidence of your poor decisions and general lack of tool maintenance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhy It’s \"Special\" (Like You)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Lock:\u003c\/b\u003e An \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003eambidextrous crossbar lock\u003c\/b\u003e. Whether you’re left-handed, right-handed, or just confused, you can flick this thing open and shut without losing a digit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e Black \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003eG10 handles\u003c\/b\u003e with actual finger grooves. Even if your hands are covered in grease or mystery paste, this thing is staying put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s got a low-profile flipper that’s faster than a private headed for the exit on a Friday afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSpecs for the Nerds\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlade Length:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.20\" (Plenty of length for most questionable activities).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOverall Length:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.20\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 4.50 oz. (Light enough that it won't pull your pants down, not that we’d mind the show).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCarry:\u003c\/b\u003e Reversible clip, because even lefties deserve a win once in a while.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Storm is bold, it’s blackout, and it’s built to perform. Stop carrying that dull piece of scrap metal and get something that actually turns heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Revo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43144153759807,"sku":"STORMWCBLK","price":149.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_il6rgeil6rgeil6r.png?v=1776547846"},{"product_id":"revo-ness","title":"Revo ~ Ness","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe REVO Ness: The Ultimate Crayon-Slicer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAlright, you beautiful band of misfits and window lickors. If you’re still trying to cut things with your teeth or a sharpened popsicle stick, put down the Crayola and pay attention. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"187\"\u003eREVO Ness\u003c\/b\u003e is here, and it’s uglier—and tougher—than your first ex-wife’s cooking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Business End\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003e3.5\" D2 Tool Steel\u003c\/b\u003e blade. This stuff is harder than a drill instructor’s heart. It’ll hold an edge through a mountain of cardboard, zip ties, or whatever else you’re not supposed to be cutting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eBlack Stonewash.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s pre-scratched for your convenience, so when you inevitably drop it on the concrete while trying to look cool, nobody will even notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Handle \u0026amp; Hardware\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eG10.\u003c\/b\u003e It looks like desert sand but feels like pure reliability. It’s got that \"I definitely know how to survive in the woods\" vibe, even if the furthest you've gone is the backyard to grill some hot dogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Lock:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eLinerlock\u003c\/b\u003e that actually snaps shut. It’s simple, it works, and it’s built for people who don't have time for complicated mechanical puzzles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment:\u003c\/b\u003e An \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eextended tang\u003c\/b\u003e (flipper) for one-handed deployment, because your other hand is probably busy holding a snack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWhy You’re Buying It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePocket Clip:\u003c\/b\u003e Keeps it attached to your pants so you don't leave it in the porta-john.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLanyard Hole:\u003c\/b\u003e For those of you who want to tie a piece of 550 cord to it so you don't lose it like your dignity on a Saturday night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"8\"\u003e0.32 lb.\u003c\/b\u003e Heavy enough to feel like a real tool, light enough that it won't drag your belt down to your ankles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThis is a modern take on the classic Nessmuk style—built for camping, EDC, or just making sure you’re the most dangerous person at the local buffet. Grab the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"158\"\u003eNess\u003c\/b\u003e and stop acting like a \"Mouth Breather.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Revo","offers":[{"title":"Brown","offer_id":43144163295295,"sku":"Ness-Coyote Brown","price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Screenshot2026-04-18174248.png?v=1776548849"},{"product_id":"rsr-knives-handforged-damascus-ram-horn-resin-grip","title":"RSR Knives ~ Hand-forged Damascus ~ Ram Horn\/Bone\/Resin Options","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe RSR Knives Custom Drop: Brutal Hand-Forged Hardware for the Classy Caveman\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAlright, you beautiful band of window-lickin’ connoisseurs of fine steel, look alive. If you’re tired of carrying mass-produced, soul-less assembly line garbage that has the structural integrity of a wet paper towel, it's time to elevate your gear layout. We are staring down an exclusive batch of 1-of-1 hand-forged customs from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"330\"\u003eRSR Knives\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThese aren't just blades; they are a collective middle finger to everything \"standard.\" Each one is a unique masterpiece engineered for the \"C.E.W.L. Offender\" who wants a legacy-tier tool sitting on a weathered wood workbench right next to their favorite gear and a fresh box of crayons. Pick your flavor of custom heavy metal:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eFlavor 1: The \"One \u0026amp; Done\" Ladder Titan (The Blueprint)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re talking hand-forged \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"37\"\u003eLadder Damascus\u003c\/b\u003e. This isn't some cheap, laser-etched pattern for the \"Mouth Breathers\" out there; it’s high-contrast, premium steel art. It features a commanding, broad blade with a unique serrated spine and precision-drilled speed holes. Are they for weight reduction, balance, or just to remind you that your budget folder is a piece of junk? You decide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Handle:\u003c\/b\u003e An absolute masterpiece hybrid featuring \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"53\"\u003ePolished Ram’s Horn\u003c\/b\u003e fused with a deep \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"91\"\u003eBlue-and-Black Pearl Swirl Resin\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Accents \u0026amp; Hardware:\u003c\/b\u003e Heavy \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"30\"\u003eCopper Bolsters\u003c\/b\u003e and brass pins. That real copper will develop a killer natural patina over time, adding absolute character to an otherwise brutal piece of hardware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Pants:\u003c\/b\u003e Custom black leather sheath accented with a clean, cream-colored \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"76\"\u003eCowhide Inlay\u003c\/b\u003e and a heavy-duty belt loop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eFlavor 2: The Crimson Razorback (The Recurved Cleaver)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e A massive, hand-forged recurve profile featuring a raw, dark \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"72\"\u003eAcid-Etched Damascus finish\u003c\/b\u003e along the primary bevel, contrasted by a high-polish satin upper flats. It’s built for maximum slicing geometry and pure field violence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Handle:\u003c\/b\u003e Ergonomically contoured \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003eCrimson \u0026amp; Black Swirl Acrylic\u003c\/b\u003e scales that melt right into your fingers, split by a custom angled black-and-gold spacer band.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Pants:\u003c\/b\u003e A heavy-duty, murdered-out, all-black stitched leather sheath designed for secure, low-profile belt carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eFlavor 3: The Deep Blue Stiletto (The Harpoon Fighter)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e An aggressive, needle-sharp \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"39\"\u003eHarpoon-Tip Damascus blade\u003c\/b\u003e. The high-contrast pattern flows perfectly into a prominent thumb ramp on the spine, giving you maximum tactical leverage and precision force when piercing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Handle:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eMidnight Blue \u0026amp; Black Lightning Acrylic\u003c\/b\u003e scales featuring ergonomic finger grooves for a locked-in grip, highlighted by a striking dual-band brass and black spacer layout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Pants:\u003c\/b\u003e Sleek, low-profile black leather side-draw sheath with an embossed fire brand emblem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eFlavor 4: The Outlaw Tanto (The Multi-Segment Beast)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e A brutal, compound-ground \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"37\"\u003eAmerican Tanto blade\u003c\/b\u003e forged from high-contrast Damascus. It features an ultra-aggressive, deep-toothed serrated spine for tearing through rope, cordage, or your daily problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Handle:\u003c\/b\u003e A wild, multi-segment construction combining \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"57\"\u003eTextured Black Ash Burl\u003c\/b\u003e, a heavy \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"90\"\u003eCopper Bolster spacer\u003c\/b\u003e, and a deep \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"124\"\u003eBlood Red Acrylic pommel cap\u003c\/b\u003e. It's pure, unapologetic custom luxury.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Pants:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium black leather sheath with an integrated black-and-white \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"75\"\u003eCowhide\/Hair-on-Hide overlay\u003c\/b\u003e for that raw, custom-shop aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eFlavor 5: The Blackout Tracker (The Heritage Skinner)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e A classic, sweeping \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"31\"\u003eSkinning\/Utility Damascus blade\u003c\/b\u003e featuring a dedicated brass thumb stud for manual deployment option and a highly polished, high-contrast swirl pattern.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Handle:\u003c\/b\u003e High-gloss, murdered-out \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"37\"\u003eJet Black Buffalo Horn\u003c\/b\u003e handles secured with copper pins and highlighted by a massive, high-polish \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"135\"\u003eCopper Bolster\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Pants:\u003c\/b\u003e A unique, horizontal-carry \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"38\"\u003eCross-Draw Leather Sheath\u003c\/b\u003e featuring a premium cowhide hair-on-hide center panel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003eThe Shared DNA (What Makes It a Custom RSR)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003eNo matter which configuration fits your particular flavor of mechanical chaos, every single piece in this lineup shares the same elite custom footprint:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Handcrafted Execution:\u003c\/b\u003e Fully hand-forged blades featuring the distinct \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"75\"\u003eRSR flame stamp\u003c\/b\u003e on the ricasso. No CNC machines, no mass production, and absolutely zero room for shortcuts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Materials:\u003c\/b\u003e Natural horn, stabilized burls, high-grade copper, and custom-poured acrylics that ensure no two handles will ever look or feel the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Footprint:\u003c\/b\u003e Substantial, hard-use fixed blades and heavy-duty friction folders built to achieve peak presence on your gear layout without dragging your tactical sweatpants down to your ankles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003eThese are one-of-a-kind masterpieces for the guy who wants a heirloom blade but still enjoys the occasional pack of crayons. If you miss out on this custom drop, don't come crying to me—go back to your plastic safety scissors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"RSR","offers":[{"title":"9.5 in Damascus\/Ram Horn\/Black Resin","offer_id":43267979935807,"sku":"RSR-RamsHornDamas-1","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9.5 in Damascus\/Camel Bone\/Blue Resin","offer_id":43267979968575,"sku":"RSR-RamsHornDamas-2","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9 in Damascus Rev. Tanto\/Blue-Blk Resin","offer_id":43267980001343,"sku":"RSR-RamsHornDamas-3","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9 in Damascus Hawkbill Red Resin","offer_id":43267980034111,"sku":"RSR-RamsHornDamas-4","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 in Damascus Mini Tracker Ram Horn\/Red Resin","offer_id":43267980066879,"sku":"RSR-RamsHornDamas-5","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"9 in Damascus Linerlock Black Resin","offer_id":43267980099647,"sku":"RSR-RamsHornDamas-6","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8 in D2 Skinner Mahi Glow Resin","offer_id":43665704190015,"sku":"RSRMahiGlow","price":49.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_cm31macm31macm31.png?v=1779035303"},{"product_id":"the-revo-spirit-for-the-pocket-sized-window-licker","title":"REVO Spirit","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe REVO Spirit: For the Pocket-Sized Window Licker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAlright, listen up you crayon-munching savages. If you’re tired of dragging around a knife that feels like a boat anchor in your jeans, REVO just dropped the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"158\"\u003eSpirit\u003c\/b\u003e. This thing is small, colorful, and weirder than that one uncle nobody talks about at Thanksgiving. It’s built for the \"minimalist\"—which is just a fancy word for people who lose their keys three times a day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Tiny Terror\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re rocking \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"25\"\u003e14C28N Stainless\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s a solid, Swedish steel that actually holds an edge, so you can stop trying to open your mail with a sharpened popsicle stick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003e1.95\" Clip Point\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s short, it’s stout, and it’s blacked out to hide the fact that you mostly use it to scrape mystery gunk off your fingernails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Action:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eMicro Button Lock\u003c\/b\u003e that doubles as the detent. It’s smooth, it’s snappy, and it’s perfect for fidgeting while you’re staring blankly at the menu in the drive-thru.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhy It’s \"Special\"\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Handle:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003ePurple Aluminum with Carbon Fiber onlays.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s flashy enough to find at the bottom of your junk drawer but tough enough to survive your chaotic lifestyle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Ghost\" Factor:\u003c\/b\u003e No pocket clip. It’s designed to disappear into your pocket like your paycheck on a Friday night. It’s sleek, streamlined, and won't snag on your \"tactical\" sweatpants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Secret Loop:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s got a hidden lanyard loop. Tie it to your keys or a magnet so you don't accidentally swallow it or lose it in the couch cushions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSpecs for the \"Mouth Breathers\"\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOverall Length:\u003c\/b\u003e 4.50\" (Yeah, it’s tiny, get over it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 2.30 oz. (Lighter than a pack of 24-count crayons).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlade Style:\u003c\/b\u003e Clip Point—because even small tools need a little attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Spirit is fun, it’s different, and it’s colorful. If you want a knife that matches your \"creative\" personality and actually works, grab this one and quit acting like a \"Gray Crayon Eater.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Revo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43163121614911,"sku":"SpiritPRP","price":100.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_hufuzfhufuzfhufu.png?v=1777126760"},{"product_id":"bartop-special-trio","title":"\"Bartop Special\" Trio","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Bartop Special\" Trio: For the Distinguished Degenerate\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAlright, you beautiful disasters and window lickers. You're looking at the ultimate \"I have questionable priorities\" starter pack. We've got three blades that prove someone at the design factory was eating crayons \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"214\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e drinking during their shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eIt’s the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"9\" data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eBartop Special Trio\u003c\/b\u003e—a collection of tools so aggressively thematic, they make a tactical turtleneck look subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Wartech Chicken Wing (AKA The \"Grease-Trap\")\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis thing looks exactly like it sounds. The scales are a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"58\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003emolded, marbled G10 (or resin, who knows)\u003c\/b\u003e textured like a chicken wing dipped in buffalo sauce. It's ridiculous. It's got that \"I definitely own a gas station\" aesthetic, but at least the texture means it won't slide out of your hand when you're busy stuffing your face with actual wings. If you cut yourself with this, you probably deserve it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe Wartech Sriracha \"Hot Sauce\" (The Spicy Special)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis is for the \"Gray Crayon Eater\" who thinks ketchup is spicy. It’s got a classic \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"84\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003ered aluminum handle\u003c\/b\u003e with the iconic white rooster logo. But the real \"Mouth Breather\" magic is on the blade. When you flick it open (probably a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"228\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eliner lock\u003c\/b\u003e), the white-coated \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"258\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eClip Point blade\u003c\/b\u003e reveals a graphics pattern of a Sriracha bottle with a little green cap printed right on the metal. It’s peak degeneracy, and you love it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe MTech Craft Beer \"Imperial Stout\" (The Hop-Head)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eBecause nothing says \"I overpay for beer\" like a knife themed as a craft brew. This one’s a smaller, chunky \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"108\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003esub-framelock or liner lock\u003c\/b\u003e folder. The handle is a mix of white and navy blue, complete with a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"204\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\"Craft Beer Imperial\" logo and a golden crown\u003c\/b\u003e. The blade is a stout, blacked-out \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"285\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSheepsfoot\u003c\/b\u003e with a massive thumb hole. It’s compact, it’s stupid, and it's perfect for when you need to intimidate someone at the local microbrewery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWhy You Need These\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eWHY NOT?  These aren't tools for survival; they're conversation starters for people who don't know how to talk to others. Use them to open your tactical beer mail, slice through your pizza, or just confuse the hell out of anyone who sees you pull one out of your pocket. Grab the trio and stop pretending you have good taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"14\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"C.E.W.L.™ KutZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43165703962687,"sku":"CHK\/HS\/BEER","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_300xw2300xw2300x.png?v=1777144726"},{"product_id":"292rs-sweet-revenge","title":"292RS \"Sweet Revenge\"","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe 292RS \"Sweet Revenge\": For the Tactical Romantic\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAlright, listen up you window-lickin' poets. If you want a knife that says \"I’m sensitive\" but also \"I’ll pierce a bag of chips with extreme prejudice,\" then feast your eyes on this \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"182\"\u003e292RS Automatic\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s got a rose on the handle, which is perfect for reminding you of all the relationships you’ve tanked while you're busy eating crayons in the garage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThis is a compact, snappy auto that fits in that tiny pocket of your jeans—you know, the one you usually use for storing extra salt packets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Sharp \u0026amp; Floral Bits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re looking at a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"30\"\u003e1.95\" Stainless Steel\u003c\/b\u003e blade. It’s short, it’s blacked out, and it’s legally compliant in more places than your personality is. Perfect for those \"low-profile\" tasks like opening a letter from your landlord or scraping gum off your boot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Custom\" Engraving:\u003c\/b\u003e To really seal the deal, this one features a \"tasteful\" blade engraving that reads \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"107\"\u003e\"Lil Bitch.\"\u003c\/b\u003e It’s the perfect way to let people know exactly what you think of them—or perhaps it's just a subtle self-reminder for when you’re feeling extra salty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Deployment:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"23\"\u003eSide-Opening Automatic\u003c\/b\u003e. Hit that button and the blade snaps out faster than a \"Mouth Breather\" heading for a free buffet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Handle:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eCNC Machined Aluminum\u003c\/b\u003e with a full-color rose and lace graphic. It’s rugged metal on the inside, but \"grandma’s wallpaper\" on the outside. It’s a confusing vibe, just like your last Tinder profile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy You Need This Little Beauty\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize Matters:\u003c\/b\u003e At only \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"22\"\u003e3.25\" closed\u003c\/b\u003e, it disappears in your pocket. You won't even feel it until you need it, which is the only way some people can handle responsibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e The aluminum scales are contoured to stay in your hand, even if you’re sweating because you saw a girl look in your general direction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Carry:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s got a blacked-out \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"34\"\u003ePocket Clip\u003c\/b\u003e so you can keep your \"flower power\" secured to your belt while you're doing \"tactical\" things around the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThis isn't just a knife; it’s a statement. It says you appreciate the finer things in life, but you’re still a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"111\"\u003eC.E.W.L. Offender\u003c\/b\u003e at heart. Grab the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"148\"\u003e292RS\u003c\/b\u003e and start slicin' with some actual style for once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. 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This isn't just a knife; it’s a high-speed delivery system for your favorite universal greeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhether you're opening a box or just letting the \"Mouth Breather\" in the next lane know what's up, this blade does the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Aggressive Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re looking at a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"30\"\u003e3.25\" 3cr13 Stainless Steel\u003c\/b\u003e blade. It’s finished in a matte black because shiny things are for people who don't have a \"salty\" reputation to maintain. It’s tough enough for daily abuse and easy to sharpen once you're done being a \"Gray Crayon Eater\" with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Graphic\" Handle:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003e4.5\" Aluminum handle\u003c\/b\u003e featuring a 3D graphic of the \"Flipping Bird.\" It’s purple, it’s loud, and it’s arguably the most honest piece of gear you’ll ever own. It tells the world exactly where you stand before you even flick the blade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Deployment:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003eAssisted Open\u003c\/b\u003e. One hit on that flipper tab and the blade snaps out faster than your temper on a Monday morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy It’s \"C.E.W.L.\" Approved\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOverall Length:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003e7.75 inches\u003c\/b\u003e of pure, unadulterated attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Carry:\u003c\/b\u003e It comes with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003eBelt Clip\u003c\/b\u003e, so you can keep your favorite middle finger secured to your pocket at all times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Let’s be real—this is the perfect gift for that one friend who can't go five minutes without offending someone. Or, you know, just keep it for yourself so you can smile every time you look at your pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eStop trying to be polite like a \"Window Licker\" at a garden party. Grab the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"76\"\u003eWARTECH Flipping Bird\u003c\/b\u003e and start communicating with some actual flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"C.E.W.L.™ KutZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43165722148927,"sku":"PWF20G","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/pwf20g.jpg?v=1777147184"},{"product_id":"orca-12oz-whiskey-barrel","title":"ORCA ~ 12oz Whiskey Barrel","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Ultimate \"Spirited\" Companion 🥃\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eMeet the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"9\"\u003eORCA Whiskey Barrel Cup\u003c\/b\u003e, the only barrel you’ll actually want to carry around. Designed with a rugged, brushed stainless steel finish and those classic barrel ridges, this isn't just a tumbler—it’s a statement. Whether you’re heading to the office, the dock, or a weekend campsite, your favorite pour stays exactly how you like it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThanks to the double-walled, vacuum-sealed construction, your bourbon stays chilled and your coffee stays steaming, regardless of what the weather is doing outside. Plus, the clear screw-top lid means you’ll never be surprised by an empty cup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhy It’s a Game Changer:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTemperature Control:\u003c\/b\u003e Keeps the \"good stuff\" cold for up to \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"59\"\u003e24 hours\u003c\/b\u003e or your morning brew hot for up to \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"103\"\u003e12 hours\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt Tough:\u003c\/b\u003e Micro-plated stainless steel ensures it looks as good at the tailgate as it does in the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNo-Guesswork Hydration:\u003c\/b\u003e The transparent screw-top lid lets you see exactly when it’s time for a refill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBarrel Aesthetics:\u003c\/b\u003e Iconic barrel shape with integrated stainless ridges for a superior grip and a vintage feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePro Tip:\u003c\/b\u003e While it’s built for whiskey and bourbon, it handles a double espresso or a crisp cider just as gracefully. Cheers to versatility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ORCA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43242946986047,"sku":"ORCA12BARREL","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_ansf6wansf6wansf.png?v=1778440135"},{"product_id":"revo-berserk","title":"REVO Berserk","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe REVO Berserk: For the \"Mouth Breather\" Going Full Viking\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAlright, you beautiful band of window lickors, listen up. If you’re looking for a blade that’s as loud and aggressive as your last weekend bender, REVO just dropped the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"169\"\u003eBerserk\u003c\/b\u003e. This isn't some dainty little fruit knife; it’s a mid-sized folding beast built for the \"C.E.W.L. Offender\" who needs to get the job done without checking their bank balance every five minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Sharp \u0026amp; Salty Bits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003e3.375\" Stainless Steel\u003c\/b\u003e blade with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"49\"\u003eBlack Stonewash finish\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s low-maintenance—perfect for those of you who consider \"cleaning a knife\" to be wiping it on your tactical sweatpants once a month. The stonewash hides all the scratches from your questionable life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e A beefy \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003eClip Point\u003c\/b\u003e with a flat grind. At \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"54\"\u003e0.15\" thick\u003c\/b\u003e, this blade has more meat on it than a gas station burrito. It’s built for slicing, piercing, and looking mean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Action:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s a manual opener featuring a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"45\"\u003estylized thumb hole\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s smooth, reliable, and gives you something to fidget with while you're staring blankly at the microwave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eBuilt for the \"Gray Crayon Eater\"\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eGreen G-10 handle scales\u003c\/b\u003e over a black steel frame. G-10 is tough, lightweight, and stays grippy even if your hands are covered in grease, sweat, or mystery paste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Lock:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eReliable Frame Lock\u003c\/b\u003e. This isn't going to fold on your fingers like a cheap lawn chair. It’s solid, safe, and built for people who actually use their tools.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Carry:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003ereversible deep-carry pocket clip\u003c\/b\u003e. 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(You’ll know it’s there, but it won't drag you down).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBest Use:\u003c\/b\u003e EDC, Tactical, or just scaring the neighbors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe REVO Berserk is well-built, affordable, and ready for whatever nightmare you’ve got planned for the day. Slip this into your pocket and quit acting like a \"Window Licker\" with a butter knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Revo","offers":[{"title":"OD Green","offer_id":43243297964095,"sku":"Berserk","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black","offer_id":43243297996863,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Gray","offer_id":43243298029631,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/REVO-Berserk-FL-Green-G-10-Black-SW-BHQ-111587-jr-large.jpg?v=1778441842"},{"product_id":"takumitak-void","title":"TAKUMITAK ~ Void","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe VOID Spear Point: A Fixed Blade for the \"Salty\" Minimalist\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAlright, you beautiful band of window lickors, listen up. If you think a knife's only job is to look pretty in a display case, go back to eating your \"Gray Crayons.\" This \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"171\"\u003eSpear Point Fixed Blade\u003c\/b\u003e is built for the \"C.E.W.L. Offender\" who needs a tool that won't snap like a twig when life gets pointier than a drill instructor's stare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Hard Truth (Heat Treatment)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Balance:\u003c\/b\u003e Every one of these blades is professionally heat treated to find that sweet spot between hardness and toughness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Science:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardness makes it cut; toughness keeps it from shattering like a glass window when you're doing something \"tactical\" (and probably stupid).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Result:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s designed to be durable and capable, outperforming those soft, \"Mouth Breather\" blades you find at the flea market.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Sharp \u0026amp; Brutal Bits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re rocking \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"25\"\u003e3cr13 Stainless\u003c\/b\u003e with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"48\"\u003eBlack Oxide finish\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s got an HRC of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"87\"\u003e54-56\u003c\/b\u003e, making it easy to maintain for those of you who haven't sharpened a knife since the Clinton administration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003e2.5\" Spear Point\u003c\/b\u003e with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"39\"\u003ePlain Double Edge\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s hollow ground and 3.32mm thick—perfect for piercing through your problems or just opening a stubborn bag of beef jerky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Build:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eFull Tang\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"25\"\u003eZERO handle material\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s just 6.5 inches of raw, unadulterated steel. It’s minimalist, it’s mean, and it won't harbor mystery gunk from your last outdoor disaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWhy It’s \"Special\" (Like You)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Pants:\u003c\/b\u003e It comes with an \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003eFRN (Fiberglass Reinforced Nylon) sheath\u003c\/b\u003e. It uses \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"78\"\u003epressure retention\u003c\/b\u003e, so your blade stays put until you say otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Carry:\u003c\/b\u003e We’ve included a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003eMolle Clip\u003c\/b\u003e. Attach it to your gear, your belt, or your tactical vest—just don't lose it in the porta-john.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Experience:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s super sharp out of the box because we want you to have a better-than-expected experience, whether you're navigating your everyday life or an actual emergency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eStop acting like a \"Window Licker\" with a butter knife. Grab this Spear Point and get a tool that actually understands the mission.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. 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This is the \u003cb\u003eT.A.K.\u003c\/b\u003e, which stands for \u003cb\u003e\"Tiny Ass Knife.\"\u003c\/b\u003e Don't let the name fool you; it might be small enough to hide in your hand while you’re \"strategically\" borrowing a crayon, but it’s built like a brick outhouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Sharp \u0026amp; Salty Bits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re talking \u003cb\u003eELMAX\u003c\/b\u003e. This is premium, high-end stuff that stays sharp long after you've lost interest in whatever you're cutting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb\u003e2.75\" Drop Point blade\u003c\/b\u003e with a \u003cb\u003ecompound grind\u003c\/b\u003e and a satin finish. It’s designed for piercing through your problems and slicing through the excuses of every \"Mouth Breather\" in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Action:\u003c\/b\u003e It runs on a \u003cb\u003eball-bearing pivot\u003c\/b\u003e. One hit on that flipper and the blade snaps out faster than a \"Gray Crayon Eater\" spotting a fresh box of 64.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOverbuilt for Your Chaos\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb\u003eBlack G-10 handle scales\u003c\/b\u003e over steel liners. It’s 3.88\" of textured reliability that fits three fingers if you’ve got \"bear paws\" or four fingers if you’re a dainty little thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Lock:\u003c\/b\u003e A rock-solid \u003cb\u003eLiner Lock\u003c\/b\u003e. It keeps the blade where it belongs—away from your digits—while you're doing \"tactical\" things around the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"Blue Label\" Promise:\u003c\/b\u003e This series brings Chaves’ iconic, overbuilt designs to a price point that won't require you to sell a kidney. It pulls no punches and cuts no corners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs for the \"C.E.W.L.\" Elite\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOverall Length:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.25 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e A nimble \u003cb\u003e3.38 oz\u003c\/b\u003e, so it won't drag your pants down while you're busy licking windows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"Pants\" Options:\u003c\/b\u003e It comes with a reversible tip-up clip, including the \u003cb\u003etraditional clip\u003c\/b\u003e and the iconic \u003cb\u003eChaves Skull clip\u003c\/b\u003e for when you want to look extra salty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe T.A.K. might be \"Tiny Ass\" in size, but it’s 100% \"Bad Ass\" in performance. Grab one and stop acting like a \"Window Licker\" with a butter knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chavez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43253472723007,"sku":"CK-1C2-2B2A-1C0-1F","price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/CHAV14509-large_1.jpg?v=1778622955"},{"product_id":"kizer-pioneer","title":"Kizer ~ Pioneer","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Kizer Pioneer: Simple, Brutal, and Built for the Daily Grind\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAlright, you beautiful band of window lickors, listen up. If you’ve been carrying a pocket knife that looks like it belongs in a manicure set, Kizer just dropped a cure for your lack of taste. Meet the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"202\"\u003ePioneer\u003c\/b\u003e (Model ZX-FK03-M2). This isn't some over-complicated gadget with parts waiting to fail; it’s a rugged, no-nonsense folder built for the \"C.E.W.L. Offender\" who actually uses their tools to cut stuff instead of just opening mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eIt’s simple, it’s beefy, and it looks right at home sitting on a weathered wood workbench next to a fresh box of crayons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Sharp \u0026amp; Salty Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re rocking \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"25\"\u003eSandvik 14C28N\u003c\/b\u003e stainless steel. 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