{"product_id":"bartop-special-trio","title":"\"Bartop Special\" Trio","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Bartop Special\" Trio: For the Distinguished Degenerate\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAlright, you beautiful disasters and window lickers. You're looking at the ultimate \"I have questionable priorities\" starter pack. We've got three blades that prove someone at the design factory was eating crayons \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"214\" data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e drinking during their shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eIt’s the \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"9\" data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eBartop Special Trio\u003c\/b\u003e—a collection of tools so aggressively thematic, they make a tactical turtleneck look subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Wartech Chicken Wing (AKA The \"Grease-Trap\")\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis thing looks exactly like it sounds. The scales are a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"58\" data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003emolded, marbled G10 (or resin, who knows)\u003c\/b\u003e textured like a chicken wing dipped in buffalo sauce. It's ridiculous. It's got that \"I definitely own a gas station\" aesthetic, but at least the texture means it won't slide out of your hand when you're busy stuffing your face with actual wings. If you cut yourself with this, you probably deserve it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe Wartech Sriracha \"Hot Sauce\" (The Spicy Special)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThis is for the \"Gray Crayon Eater\" who thinks ketchup is spicy. It’s got a classic \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"84\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003ered aluminum handle\u003c\/b\u003e with the iconic white rooster logo. But the real \"Mouth Breather\" magic is on the blade. When you flick it open (probably a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"228\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eliner lock\u003c\/b\u003e), the white-coated \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"258\" data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eClip Point blade\u003c\/b\u003e reveals a graphics pattern of a Sriracha bottle with a little green cap printed right on the metal. It’s peak degeneracy, and you love it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe MTech Craft Beer \"Imperial Stout\" (The Hop-Head)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eBecause nothing says \"I overpay for beer\" like a knife themed as a craft brew. This one’s a smaller, chunky \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"108\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003esub-framelock or liner lock\u003c\/b\u003e folder. The handle is a mix of white and navy blue, complete with a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"204\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\"Craft Beer Imperial\" logo and a golden crown\u003c\/b\u003e. The blade is a stout, blacked-out \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"285\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSheepsfoot\u003c\/b\u003e with a massive thumb hole. It’s compact, it’s stupid, and it's perfect for when you need to intimidate someone at the local microbrewery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eWhy You Need These\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eWHY NOT?  These aren't tools for survival; they're conversation starters for people who don't know how to talk to others. Use them to open your tactical beer mail, slice through your pizza, or just confuse the hell out of anyone who sees you pull one out of your pocket. Grab the trio and stop pretending you have good taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-index-in-node=\"14\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"C.E.W.L.™ KutZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43165703962687,"sku":"CHK\/HS\/BEER","price":69.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_300xw2300xw2300x.png?v=1777144726","url":"https:\/\/cewlkutz.com\/products\/bartop-special-trio","provider":"C.E.W.L.™ KutZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}