{"product_id":"fu-wartech-flipping-bird","title":"'FU' WARTECH \"Flipping Bird\"","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe WARTECH \"Flipping Bird\": For the Master of Subtle Communication\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eListen up, you beautiful band of window lickors. If you’ve ever wanted a way to tell someone exactly how you feel without having to use your big-boy words, \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"156\"\u003eWARTECH\u003c\/b\u003e just handed you the ultimate solution. This isn't just a knife; it’s a high-speed delivery system for your favorite universal greeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWhether you're opening a box or just letting the \"Mouth Breather\" in the next lane know what's up, this blade does the talking for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Aggressive Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re looking at a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"30\"\u003e3.25\" 3cr13 Stainless Steel\u003c\/b\u003e blade. It’s finished in a matte black because shiny things are for people who don't have a \"salty\" reputation to maintain. It’s tough enough for daily abuse and easy to sharpen once you're done being a \"Gray Crayon Eater\" with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Graphic\" Handle:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"32\"\u003e4.5\" Aluminum handle\u003c\/b\u003e featuring a 3D graphic of the \"Flipping Bird.\" It’s purple, it’s loud, and it’s arguably the most honest piece of gear you’ll ever own. It tells the world exactly where you stand before you even flick the blade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Deployment:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003eAssisted Open\u003c\/b\u003e. One hit on that flipper tab and the blade snaps out faster than your temper on a Monday morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhy It’s \"C.E.W.L.\" Approved\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOverall Length:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003e7.75 inches\u003c\/b\u003e of pure, unadulterated attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Carry:\u003c\/b\u003e It comes with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"27\"\u003eBelt Clip\u003c\/b\u003e, so you can keep your favorite middle finger secured to your pocket at all times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Let’s be real—this is the perfect gift for that one friend who can't go five minutes without offending someone. Or, you know, just keep it for yourself so you can smile every time you look at your pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eStop trying to be polite like a \"Window Licker\" at a garden party. Grab the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"76\"\u003eWARTECH Flipping Bird\u003c\/b\u003e and start communicating with some actual flair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"C.E.W.L.™ KutZ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43165722148927,"sku":"PWF20G","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/pwf20g.jpg?v=1777147184","url":"https:\/\/cewlkutz.com\/products\/fu-wartech-flipping-bird","provider":"C.E.W.L.™ KutZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}