{"product_id":"kizer-parakeet","title":"Kizer ~ Parakeet","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Kizer Parakeet: Micro-Sized Mayhem for the Discerning Window Licker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAlright, you beautiful band of degenerates, look alive. If you’ve been walking around with a pocket knife that looks about as useful and intimidating as a plastic cocktail toothpick, designer Johan Jordaan just dropped a reality check. Meet the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"245\"\u003eParakeet (Model V2706A5)\u003c\/b\u003e. Don't let the name fool you—this isn't some dainty little bird tool; it’s an ultra-portable, razor-sharp pocket companion engineered for the \"C.E.W.L. Offender\" who needs sub-3-inch precision utility while they're sitting in the garage contemplating life over a fresh box of crayons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eIt pairs a punchy, blacked-out blade with a high-visibility handle that looks right at home sitting on a weathered wood workbench right next to your favorite tactical gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Sharp \u0026amp; Salty Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re talking German-engineered \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"43\"\u003eNitro-V Stainless Steel\u003c\/b\u003e, dialed in to a rock-solid \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"94\"\u003e60-61 HRC\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s coated in a sinister \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"131\"\u003eBlack PVD finish\u003c\/b\u003e for maximum wear resistance and a stealth profile that hides all the scuffs from your questionable daily choices. It holds an edge 30% longer than standard budget metal, lasting way longer than a \"Mouth Breather's\" attention span.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Geometry:\u003c\/b\u003e A compact \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"24\"\u003e2.46\" Sheepsfoot blade\u003c\/b\u003e with a flat grind and a robust 0.11\" thickness. The sheepsfoot profile is an absolute slicing demon, perfect for detailed everyday tasks, slicing through heavy cardboard, or carving out a hiding spot from your daily responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Action:\u003c\/b\u003e It utilizes dual \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"29\"\u003eThumb Studs\u003c\/b\u003e riding on a smooth pivot assembly. One flick of your thumb and that blacked-out blade snaps out faster than a \"Gray Crayon Eater\" grabbing the last blue one in the box.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eAluminum Armor Meets Fidget-Friendly Security\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Handle:\u003c\/b\u003e High-grade, lightweight \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003eAluminum scales finished in vibrant Green\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s bright, it’s tough, and the ergonomic geometry ensures a locked-in grip that won’t slip out of your palm even if your hands are covered in grease, sweat, or tactical paste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Lock:\u003c\/b\u003e A reliable \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"21\"\u003eButton Liner Lock\u003c\/b\u003e setup. It provides rock-solid, fail-safe blade engagement and a smooth, highly addictive, one-handed fidget factor for when you're staring blankly at the wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Carry:\u003c\/b\u003e At a microscopic \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003e5.87 inches overall\u003c\/b\u003e and a feather-light \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"68\"\u003e2.58 oz\u003c\/b\u003e, this thing achieves ultimate \"pocket absence.\" It comes equipped with a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"149\"\u003ereversible pocket clip\u003c\/b\u003e for customizable, low-profile carry that won’t drag your tactical sweatpants down to your ankles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eSpecs for the Distinguished Degenerate\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eClosed Length:\u003c\/b\u003e A tiny 3.41 inches of low-profile stealth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlade Thickness:\u003c\/b\u003e 2.8mm of pure, compact \"get it done.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Ultra-portable durability meets high-end deployment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe Kizer Parakeet pulls no punches and cuts no corners. Stop acting like a certified \"Window Licker\" with a dull piece of scrap metal and put a real, pocket-sized utility workhorse in your gear layout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kizer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43266515861567,"sku":"V2706A5","price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/Screenshot2026-05-16154829.png?v=1778961498","url":"https:\/\/cewlkutz.com\/products\/kizer-parakeet","provider":"C.E.W.L.™ KutZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}