{"product_id":"my-wife-is-psychotic","title":"Graphic Tee ~ My Wife Is psycHOTic","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe \"My Wife is psycHOTic\" Graphic Tee: High-Tension Relationship Apparel for the Garage-Dwelling Gearhead\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eListen up, you thumb-flicking maniacs, pay attention. If you’re still wandering around the shop in a paper-thin, stretched-out undershirt that looks like it barely survived a grinding wheel accident, it’s time for an immediate wardrobe overhaul. Stop acting like a bench-top bench-warmer who wears limp, faded rags to handle real shop work. Meet the \u003cb\u003e\"My Wife is psycHOTic\" Graphic Tee\u003c\/b\u003e. This isn't some cheap, tissue-paper novelty shirt that shrinks into a dishcloth after one cycle in the wash—it’s a heavy-weight, high-contrast relationship warning label built for the refined mouth-breather who likes to live dangerously on the home front while enjoying a fresh box of Crayons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're turning wrenches in the garage, firing up the smoker, or heading out to run errands with the boss lady herself, this heavy-duty cotton armor delivers maximum comfort, zero-flex durability, and instant shop-floor respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Sharp \u0026amp; Salty Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeavy-Weight 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton Armor:\u003c\/b\u003e Forged from thick, heavy-duty \u003cb\u003e100% pre-shrunk cotton\u003c\/b\u003e (with specialized Ash Grey at 99\/1 and Sport Grey at 90\/10 cotton\/poly blends). Built to hold its structured fit and survive high-heat laundry cycles without shrinking down into doll clothes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTrue-To-Size Cut \u0026amp; Massive Style Selection:\u003c\/b\u003e Engineered for a real, comfortable fit that runs true to size. Available in an expansive lineup of cuts—including \u003cb\u003eYouth, Adult, Tall, Super Soft, Heavy Duty, Women's tees, and Hoodies\u003c\/b\u003e—with sizes scaling all the way up to \u003cb\u003e5XL\u003c\/b\u003e for the full-sized shop gorillas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Impact Graphic Identity:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the bold \u003cb\u003e\"My Wife is psycHOTic\"\u003c\/b\u003e graphic across the chest. It delivers a perfect mix of marital appreciation, tactical self-preservation, and high-voltage humor that lets everyone in the room know exactly who calls the shots at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Ultimate Battle-Tested Gift:\u003c\/b\u003e The ideal piece of morale gear for Father's Day, Mother's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, birthdays, or just a routine peace offering after you buy another custom folding knife without permission.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"My Wife is psycHOTic\" Graphic Tee pulls zero punches, deletes limp rag shirts from your rotation, and upgrades your daily apparel layout to elite status. Stop acting like a window-licking intellectual in a threadbare shirt and throw on some real heavy-weight relationship armor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eStay Sharp. Stay Salty.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Feelin Good Tees","offers":[{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43653341282367,"sku":"PS_1321_WIFE_PSYCHOTIC_Military Green_M","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43653341315135,"sku":"PS_1321_WIFE_PSYCHOTIC_Military Green_S","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":43653341347903,"sku":"PS_1321_WIFE_PSYCHOTIC_Military Green_4XL","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":43653341380671,"sku":"PS_1321_WIFE_PSYCHOTIC_Military Green_5XL","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43653341413439,"sku":"PS_1321_WIFE_PSYCHOTIC_Military Green_3XL","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43653341446207,"sku":"PS_1321_WIFE_PSYCHOTIC_Military Green_2XL","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43653341478975,"sku":"PS_1321_WIFE_PSYCHOTIC_Military Green_XL","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43653341511743,"sku":"PS_1321_WIFE_PSYCHOTIC_Military Green_L","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0636\/5252\/8191\/files\/295e872e1128f4ba911b5b2a71ebec5fe0a5298027315a3c7a1eee6e77737bc9.jpg?v=1785448972","url":"https:\/\/cewlkutz.com\/products\/my-wife-is-psychotic","provider":"C.E.W.L.™ KutZ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}