{"product_id":"revo-ness","title":"Revo ~ Ness","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe REVO Ness: The Ultimate Crayon-Slicer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAlright, you beautiful band of misfits and window lickors. If you’re still trying to cut things with your teeth or a sharpened popsicle stick, put down the Crayola and pay attention. The \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"187\"\u003eREVO Ness\u003c\/b\u003e is here, and it’s uglier—and tougher—than your first ex-wife’s cooking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Business End\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003e3.5\" D2 Tool Steel\u003c\/b\u003e blade. This stuff is harder than a drill instructor’s heart. It’ll hold an edge through a mountain of cardboard, zip ties, or whatever else you’re not supposed to be cutting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eBlack Stonewash.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s pre-scratched for your convenience, so when you inevitably drop it on the concrete while trying to look cool, nobody will even notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Handle \u0026amp; Hardware\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"10\"\u003eG10.\u003c\/b\u003e It looks like desert sand but feels like pure reliability. It’s got that \"I definitely know how to survive in the woods\" vibe, even if the furthest you've gone is the backyard to grill some hot dogs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Lock:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eLinerlock\u003c\/b\u003e that actually snaps shut. It’s simple, it works, and it’s built for people who don't have time for complicated mechanical puzzles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment:\u003c\/b\u003e An \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"15\"\u003eextended tang\u003c\/b\u003e (flipper) for one-handed deployment, because your other hand is probably busy holding a snack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWhy You’re Buying It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePocket Clip:\u003c\/b\u003e Keeps it attached to your pants so you don't leave it in the porta-john.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eLanyard Hole:\u003c\/b\u003e For those of you who want to tie a piece of 550 cord to it so you don't lose it like your dignity on a Saturday night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"8\"\u003e0.32 lb.\u003c\/b\u003e Heavy enough to feel like a real tool, light enough that it won't drag your belt down to your ankles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThis is a modern take on the classic Nessmuk style—built for camping, EDC, or just making sure you’re the most dangerous person at the local buffet. 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