{"product_id":"revo-storm-wharncliff","title":"Revo ~ Storm ~ Wharncliff","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe REVO Storm: For the Professional Window Licker\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eListen up, you crayon-munching degenerates. If you’re tired of fumbling with your fingernails like a mouth-breather trying to open a juice box, REVO just dropped the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"166\"\u003eStorm\u003c\/b\u003e. This is their first-ever crossbar lock, and it’s built for those of us who need gear that’s tougher than a gas station steak.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe Sharp Bits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Steel:\u003c\/b\u003e We’re looking at \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003eVG-10\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s premium stainless that actually holds an edge, which is great because we all know you haven't sharpened a knife since the Clinton administration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Profile: This one is a Wharncliff.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s aggressive, it’s pointy, and it’s perfect for making precise cuts or just looking intimidating while you're opening your tactical mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Finish:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eBlack Stonewash.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s blackout style, designed to hide the evidence of your poor decisions and general lack of tool maintenance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eWhy It’s \"Special\" (Like You)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Lock:\u003c\/b\u003e An \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"13\"\u003eambidextrous crossbar lock\u003c\/b\u003e. Whether you’re left-handed, right-handed, or just confused, you can flick this thing open and shut without losing a digit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Grip:\u003c\/b\u003e Black \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"16\"\u003eG10 handles\u003c\/b\u003e with actual finger grooves. Even if your hands are covered in grease or mystery paste, this thing is staying put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeployment:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s got a low-profile flipper that’s faster than a private headed for the exit on a Friday afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eSpecs for the Nerds\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlade Length:\u003c\/b\u003e 3.20\" (Plenty of length for most questionable activities).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOverall Length:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.20\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 4.50 oz. (Light enough that it won't pull your pants down, not that we’d mind the show).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCarry:\u003c\/b\u003e Reversible clip, because even lefties deserve a win once in a while.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Storm is bold, it’s blackout, and it’s built to perform. Stop carrying that dull piece of scrap metal and get something that actually turns heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eC.E.W.L. KutZ\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"14\"\u003eStay Sharp. 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