Littered with low-brow humor...
Stay back, sensitive souls! If you’re looking for a safe space and a participation trophy, you’ve wandered into the wrong wasteland.
Here at CEWL, our boxes come standard with a heavy dose of unfiltered humor and razor-sharp satire. We’re talking the kind of wit that hits like a stale crayon to the forehead. We believe life is too short to be taken seriously—especially when everything is burning down around us anyway.
⚠️ A Fair Warning to the Fragile:
- The "Butt-Hurt" Need Not Apply: If you find yourself offended by jokes that push the envelope, save your stamps.
- Littered with Chaos: Our gear is high-quality, but our jokes are unapologetically low-brow.
- Window Lickers Welcome: We cater to the gritty, the bold, and the hilariously unhinged.
If you can handle a little salt with your satire and don't mind a brand that laughs in the face of the apocalypse, then welcome to the fold. Grab a crayon, take a seat by the broken glass, and let’s get weird.