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The Heretic Pariah: Because you have expensive taste and poor impulse control. This isn't just a knife; it’s a manual-opening masterpiece that costs more than your first car. We’re talking a MAGNACUT blade—the holy grail of steel—coated in DLC (Diamond-Like Coating) that’s tougher than a drill sergeant’s heart.
The handle? Lightweight Aluminum Camo Carbon. It feels amazing in the hand, assuming you haven't lost feeling in your fingers from frostbite. The button lock action is so smooth you’ll be fidgeting with it until someone yells at you to stop.
Blade: 3.75" of pure MAGNACUT. Holds an edge forever.
The Look: Choose Blood Red Camo (Tanto) if you're feeling edgy, or America Camo (Drop Point) if you love Freedom.
The Origin: Made in the USA. Obviously.
A standout piece for the collector who wants to look tactical while opening MREs.
GENERAL INTEL
Model: Pariah
Origin: USA
Overall Length: 8.93"
THE BLADE
Material: Magnacut
Length: 3.75"
Style: Blood Red Tanto —or— Drop Point America
Finish: DLC (Diamond-Like Coating)
Edge: Standard
THE CHASSIS
Handle Material: Aluminum
Inlay/Finish: Camo Carbon
Lock Type: Button Lock
Operation: Manual Thumbhole