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They don't make 'em like this anymore. (Well, Lockwood does.) This isn't some space-age fidget spinner; it’s a tool. We’re talking 10 inches of hand-forged, high-carbon spring steel. The heat treat is dialed in perfectly to prevent brittleness, which is more than we can say for your ego.
The handle? Hickory hardwood. Classic, ergonomic, and it ages better than you will. It’s a full-tang, American-made chopper that fits right in your boot via the included leather sheath. A serious blade for serious work—or for opening your snack box with excessive force.