REVO Berserk

The REVO Berserk: For the "Mouth Breather" Going Full Viking

Alright, you beautiful band of window lickors, listen up. If you’re looking for a blade that’s as loud and aggressive as your last weekend bender, REVO just dropped the Berserk. This isn't some dainty little fruit knife; it’s a mid-sized folding beast built for the "C.E.W.L. Offender" who needs to get the job done without checking their bank balance every five minutes.

The Sharp & Salty Bits

• The Steel: A 3.375" Stainless Steel blade with a Black Stonewash finish. It’s low-maintenance—perfect for those of you who consider "cleaning a knife" to be wiping it on your tactical sweatpants once a month. The stonewash hides all the scratches from your questionable life choices.

• The Profile: A beefy Clip Point with a flat grind. At 0.15" thick, this blade has more meat on it than a gas station burrito. It’s built for slicing, piercing, and looking mean.

• The Action: It’s a manual opener featuring a stylized thumb hole. It’s smooth, reliable, and gives you something to fidget with while you're staring blankly at the microwave.

Built for the "Gray Crayon Eater"

• The Grip: Green G-10 handle scales over a black steel frame. G-10 is tough, lightweight, and stays grippy even if your hands are covered in grease, sweat, or mystery paste.

• The Lock: A Reliable Frame Lock. This isn't going to fold on your fingers like a cheap lawn chair. It’s solid, safe, and built for people who actually use their tools.

• The Carry: A reversible deep-carry pocket clip. It sits low in your pocket so the "Mouth Breathers" won't even know you're packing 6.5 ounces of pure attitude.

Specs for the "Salty" Professional

• Overall Length: A solid 8.125 inches.

• Weight: 6.50 oz. (You’ll know it’s there, but it won't drag you down).

• Best Use: EDC, Tactical, or just scaring the neighbors.

The REVO Berserk is well-built, affordable, and ready for whatever nightmare you’ve got planned for the day. Slip this into your pocket and quit acting like a "Window Licker" with a butter knife.

C.E.W.L. KutZ Stay Sharp. Stay Salty.