Custom Lanyards

The C.E.W.L. Custom Lanyard: A Leash for Your Sharp Objects.

Look, we know you. You have butterfingers. You drop things. It happens.

That’s why we have these Custom Assorted Lanyards. Think of them as a "deployment handle" for when your fine motor skills decide to take a day off. They make pulling your knife out of your pocket faster, easier, and arguably 10% cooler looking.

The "Choose Your Fighter" Specs:

• The Look: Variations Available. We aren't dictators; we give you options. Check the dropdown menu and pick the color or style that best matches your aura (or your boots). Whether you want high-vis so you don't lose it, or tactical black so you feel like a ninja, the choice is yours. Don't mess it up.

• The Build: Hand-tied Paracord. Genuine 550 cord. In an emergency, you could theoretically untie it and use it to... I don't know, tie your shoe? Lash a squirrel to a stick? The possibilities are endless.

• The Hardware: Most come with a bead, a skull, or some other piece of "tactical man-jewelry" to weigh the end down.

• The Function: It’s a tail for your knife. It gives you something to grab onto so you stop fumbling around in your pocket like you're looking for loose change.

The Verdict: It’s a lanyard. It stops you from losing your gear in the tall grass. Pick your favorite variation, tie it on, and stop dropping your stuff.