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Standard wallets are for standard people. This isn't that.
We’ve fused the rugged, timeless aesthetic of whiskey-brown leather with a cold-rolled, RFID-blocking aluminum chassis. It features our signature quick-draw trigger mechanism—because fumbling for your cards is for amateurs—and a heavy-duty clip for the cash you haven't burned yet.
But the real kicker is the hardware. Hidden beneath the leather flap is a middle finger to the daily grind. It’s a reminder that while you play the game, you aren't ruled by it.
Compact. Tough as nails. Loud without saying a word.
Specs:
Finish: Rustic Whiskey Leather & Matte Black Aluminum
Tech: Instant Card Access Trigger & RFID Protection
Vibe: 100% Unapologetic