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Fellow Crayon Eatin' Window Lickin' Hardcore Humor Lovers UNITE!!
Put the crayon down and pay attention. This isn't some mass-produced piece of scrap metal. This is handcrafted Damascus steel, forged by artisans who actually paid attention in school. It features hand-etched handles and bolsters that are so detailed, you’ll probably get caught staring at them during formation.
It’s a 6-inch folder with a thumb stud that opens smoother than your transition to civilian life. The liner lock is rock solid, so you don't lose a digit. Clip it in your pocket or stick it in the genuine leather sheath to feel fancy. It’s collector-grade steel for the crayon-eating connoisseur.